So how come I'm less rational and more brutal than... anyway:

[abetterlie]

Bitch-Slap You are 0% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As most of us know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called "The Bitch Slap". (This does not mean you are emotional, only that you are more affected by emotions than rationality when making decisions.) Another trait you possess is that you are very humble, which could mean you are insecure because very few people are brutal AND humble. Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don't show them to others until you explode in rage. Most likely, however, you are not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse; it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure. To put it less negatively: 1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Braggart. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Class Clown, and the Brute. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on Rationality You scored higher than 29% on Extroversion You scored higher than 87% on Brutality You scored higher than 6% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

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[not-a-eunuch.livejournal.com]

Our results were pretty close. Look at it this way, Connor. Neither of us scored as the sociopath.

If find yourself bored today, Kara and I did a few different quizzes in her journal comments of her the last update.

[abetterlie.livejournal.com]

Right. So we're at least not going to plan the end of the world.

Kara is kind of pissed off at me right now. She reminds me a lot of Mere - that's my sister. So I tend to stay away from her journal.

*locked*

Mother Darla is not really going to marry Todd, is she? Because I had to stay at his house in Rome once, and he already thinks he can tell me what's best and stuff like that. And what happened to werewolf girl?

[not-a-eunuch.livejournal.com]

This week anyway. It was a joke.

I'm a little worried about her. We were talking for awhile last night and she didn't hit the caps lock or insult me much. Maybe she's just waiting for you to come back around? She probably misses you. I could see a brother sister vibe happening with you based on each of your personalities. For what it's worth apparently she thinks you got your meanness from me. Apparently trying to reason with her or bringing logic into a discussion makes one mean.

*locked*
I hope not. It's hard enough for me to imagine your mother marrying anyone, but Todd is not at all the type of person I'd see Darla making that kind of commitment too. Todd is not and never will be your father. I don't like the guy, I never will, so I'm not going to ask you to be nice to him. Your mother may appreciate it if you did though.

I sent her away right before I came to see you that last time. It was to keep Nina and her family safe, but I never back for her. I think she knew I wouldn't be back.

I'll be in LA this weekend. Are you opposed to having Darla come with me if she would like to visit?

[abetterlie.livejournal.com]

*locked*

I'm not going to play family, okay? We're not going to pretend that the two of you used to bring me to kindergarten instead of killing people for fun.

But I can do the civilised thing and talk. As opposed to what certain Slayers think. Just - please don't tell anyone. I can't. You get that, right? The last time he thought I wanted to spend time with you, he asked Justine to kill him.

[not-a-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*locked*

If anyone asks I'll say I'm in LA looking to see what was left standing of the old life. No one has to know that I actually managed to meet with you, but you know they will believe I at least went in search of you.

Connor, I'm not asking for you to play family. If there is one thing I understand more than anything it's that you, Darla and me will never be typical. Maybe that was why I wanted to give you what we couldn't. I'm sorry that it seems you're losing all of that now. It had to be bad enough when you were juggling two lives and with Holtz and Justine back, it must feel like three.

All we want is to see you and talk. Nothing more. We love you. You get that, right? I'm not going to defend the choices he made, Connor. I will say that I believe his motivation was to try and protect you. He knew he was dying. The other dimension was hard on his body and it was surprising he held on as long as he did. I understand he did that because of you.

You do realize how hard this is for me, right? To stand by and accept that the person who took you from me when you were just an infant is not only back, but he is the father you welcome back into your life without hesitation. I understand that he loves you and of course you love him. He raised you. He taught you to survive. That bond is unbreakable. I'm trying to respect it as best I can. To respect your wishes as best I can.

I don't believe he would have asked Justine to kill him and make it look like I did it if he wasn't already so close to death. Holtz was loyal to family and he loved you. He wouldn't have walked out on you anymore than I could. A parent's love for a child, it is stronger than any other love.

[abetterlie.livejournal.com]

*locked and meant as a reply to all of the above, because he can't say more without feeling more as a traitor than he does already*

Yes.

[kara-marie.livejournal.com]

We have to talk.

[abetterlie.livejournal.com]

About? Because if it's the same thing we talked about last time, there isn't anything new I could say, and I doubt you can, either. So we could just jump ahead to the part where you call me an ungrateful jerk and I call you a kid and end it.

If it's about something else, go ahead.

[kara-marie.livejournal.com]

...

Whatever. Don't talk to me then. I'm just a kid, anyway.

[abetterlie.livejournal.com]

I didn't say "just". But I don't see the point of having the same conversation all over again, okay?

The only new thing I could say is that I didn't want to hurt either of them, but it wasn't about that anyway, and it's not like you could help, so what is the freaking point?